So much ambition, but no motivation.

I'm kinda pathetic in an adorable sort of way. I live vicariously through the lives of fictional characters. Also been known to make any situation awkward.
  • college: Why should we accept you
  • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college: damn son you in

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

(via yourfictionmyreality)

lamegrownup:

i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.

(via luna-lopez)

the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

(Source: meloetta, via herrbrightside)

  • ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
  • *door creeks*
  • ghost hunters: oh so your name is william

Dessert is not optional. Not after I went all over town to find Richard his favourite flavour of ice cream.

(Source: stanakaticland, via sg1immortalized)